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I like that you draw ugly people. Some day I would like to be an author and illustrator just like you!
Thank you for coming to our school. You were fantastic. My favorite part was when you drew that picture of Gargantuan...
The Secret Bio
Welcome to my site. That's me to the left giving readers a bigfoot/author height comparison (I am not wearing heels). Here are a few random facts about me when I am not hunting for cryptids:
- I am an uglitarian. I only eat ugly animals. Lamb and pigs are out. Veal is sacrilege. Chickens and fish are fair game.
- I am an ellipseophile. I love to put ellipses in my writing. I am restraining myself right now...
- I often make up words and try to convince others that they are real words.
- I love goats.
- I don't like monkeys or cherubs. They are always up to no good.